And the cat came back!

One does worry so about one’s fur babies. Perhaps if I had more cats, I would fret less about the one, but I doubt it. Anyway, my dear Abner (Abilene, Kansas for short) didn’t come in last night. He has been a little bit unsettled lately by the firecrackers going off in the neighborhood, and […]

Genius Fly Trap

“You kill one,” said the old man from his wheelchair, “and ten more will come to the funeral.” This was not a mob boss plotting to get his enemies into a confined space. Rather, it was my dear old Daddy discussing houseflies with his daughter, who was looking for more and better ways to kill […]

The fine art of doing nothing

I have no delusions of monarchy, I promise, but I do relate to a conversation that the young Elizabeth II may or may not have had early in her reign. This conversation was dramatized on the series “The Crown,” and went as follows: Elizabeth’s grandmother was telling her about the trials and challenges of ruling […]

Spidaerobics

I have a truce with spider-kind, as follows: I do not kill them, and they do not send their minions after me in the night. This is not a zero-sum game. My sister Laura is a treasure trove of spider lore and material. Most recently, she discovered a large lady spider residing in Benny, the […]