Genius Fly Trap

“You kill one,” said the old man from his wheelchair, “and ten more will come to the funeral.” This was not a mob boss plotting to get his enemies into a confined space. Rather, it was my dear old Daddy discussing houseflies with his daughter, who was looking for more and better ways to kill […]

Update on my book: feedback requested!

My latest task is to write a 150-word description of my book. Such description must be simple yet engaging, brief yet packed full of tantalizing details. . .here’s my first stab at it, and I would be most grateful for some constructive criticism. . .so here goes. Book Description: Which is funnier, a loaf of […]

Keep your corners clean and sharp!

Author’s note: I wrote this in November of 2022, when I was heading to a long-term substitute teaching job in Tanana, Alaska. There comes a time in most travel episodes when all the careful planning and organization go out the window, and the traveler is reduced to shoving items in wherever they will fit and […]

Update on my book

Hello, friends and family! My book is now in the hands of a trusted friend-and-man-of-letters, who has promised me some feedback soon. After that, I will have to figure out the cover as well as the final steps in the amazon self-publishing process. I will provide the link as soon as it is available. Also, […]

The proof is in the reading

Imagine my chagrin. I am leafing through a collection of my essays, which I plan to publish, looking casually for typos and points of style and grammar. Suddenly, an error leaps off the page and grabs me by the brain stem. I have written “it’s” where I should have written “its”! This egregious bit of […]