“Gimme them keys, boy!”

Some months ago, in Ketchikan, a 92-year-old driver struck and killed a woman in a crosswalk. The state’s consequences for the driver were to rescind his driver’s license. What, I wonder, have been the extent of the natural consequences for him and his family? Somewhere, somebody is thinking, if only I had taken Dad’s keys […]

Mother’s Day

This picture shows me sitting in the family cemetery at Judes Ferry. The date is January 21, 2018, just after we had buried my father. To the right of that fresh patch of red clay is my mother, buried in October of 1994. Further still to the right is my baby brother, born and buried […]

Adventures in making toast

When I was a kid we had this old propane stove that worked fine, albeit without the benefit of pilot lights. Starting the burners was no big deal; you just held a match alongside while turning on the gas. The oven/broiler was a horse of a different color. You had to open the broiler drawer, […]

Ewww, gross!

I suppose we all have our culinary Achilles’ heels. For sister Mary, it was wheat, due to an actual allergy. Being the youngest, I have hazy impressions of certain things that are no doubt much clearer to my sisters. One such example is my childhood impression of “cereal,” which I always equated with “Rice Krispies,” […]

All good medicine

When I was a child, I didn’t mention a sore throat to my mother unless said throat was really, really sore. This is because of the magnificent procedure she had adopted in treating such maladies. This approach was known colloquially as “painting your throat.” Step one: get a right-sized twig off the forsythia bush out […]